Cameron, the Cocky Colonel

By: rotschopf

CATEGORY: Humor

WARNINGS: Language

AUTHOR’S NOTES: RAS is a part in your brain that’s responsible for arousal.

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Cameron, the cocky colonel

Had a very sculptured arse

And if you ever touched it

It definitely shook your RAS

All of the other colonels

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Cameron

Join in any colonel games!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Daniel came to say

Cameron with your arse so tight

Won’t you fuck my prick tonight?

Then how the linguist took him

As he shouted out with glee

Cameron, my cocky colonel

You’ll go down in history!