Five Things Vala Would Miss About Earth If She Left
SEASON/SPOILERS: Spoilers for Season 10
AUTHOR’S NOTES: Written for sg1_five_things from the prompt ‘Five things Vala would miss about Earth if she left’.
#1. Gravity defying lace covered
#2. Polyester stuffed creature imitating comfort suppliers
#3. Motorised satisfaction enhancing fake rubber phallus'
#4. Mood enhancing sweetened cacao originating substances
#5. And one dashing, brave and ultimately heroic archaeologist who explored dusty temples, found crystal skulls, the holy grail and worked for a secret government organisation...bull whip optional.
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